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The United States is the world’s new facial hair super power, having captured twelve world championship titles out of eighteen categories plus overall at the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Anchorage, Alaska on May 23, 2009. Possessing home field advantage, the USA was able to dethrone Germany which had dominated this competition since its inception.

Now i may begin the requisite drunken sports fan’s addition of himself into his or her team’s actions. “We did it, we finally brought the beard trophy back home!….woooh! We spent a lot of time conditioning, brushing, and weaving our beards and this is whats its all about tastin’ the beard gold. GOOOO Beard Team USA!”